HOOOOO MAMA


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k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare


Eastern Canada. Us Western Canadians are much to civilized to resort to such tomfoolery

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

Eastern Canada. Us Western Canadians are much to civilized to resort to such tomfoolery

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becausebirds:

Temminck’s Tragopan Pheasant.

Look at its blue dangly thing!

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josaypoo:

I got my friend Jon to do my makeup for an ‘unnatural selfie’ on facebook… this is what happened…. yikes

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sleep:

what a time to be alive

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Q
So you're super cute :) I think you'd be even cuter if you were sucking my dick! :)
Anonymous
A

Um, thanks? But my mouth is already occupied. wink wonk. :D